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I wrap my right hand around the ‘One-Eyed Wonder Worm’ (I can’t help but call a guy’s thing funny words!) and massage it slowly from base to tip to base again. I add my other hand to fondle his manjigglies (see what I mean!). WTF TB FANFIC I mean who doesn’t love some good manjigglies?

I wrap my right hand around the ‘One-Eyed Wonder Worm’ (I can’t help but call a guy’s thing funny words!) and massage it slowly from base to tip to base again. I add my other hand to fondle his manjigglies (see what I mean!).

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I mean who doesn’t love some good manjigglies?

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notjusttheblood asked: oh my god, this is magic. all I can think about is that time Suzitothefuture told me about "CARM DOWN, GODRIC, CARM DOWN." from a fanfic and i made memes for them. LOL IM GONNA SUBMIT THEM HERE OH GOD

BAHAHHA just saw this message.

CARM DOWN, GODRIC.

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“Look at me, ALAN. What is the first thing you notice about me?” “I don’t know – your size?” “MY HAIR, Alan. My glorious, golden blond locks. The hair all the women want to run their fingers through or feel fall around their faces as I ravish them. My hair is a defining characteristic of WHO. I. AM.” Eric was yelling an punctuated the last three words with the tip of his sword in Alan’s chest, just to make sure he had his attention. WTF TB FANFIC Eric journeys from the books into our universe to let one Mr. Ball know that he is less than amused with some of the changes he’s made, namely the disappearance of a certain physical trait… Please note: This was meant to be a very silly story (as a few on here are), in case you couldn’t tell in this context (and the author definitely won many laughs from me, at least!).

“Look at me, ALAN. What is the first thing you notice about me?”

“I don’t know – your size?”

“MY HAIR, Alan. My glorious, golden blond locks. The hair all the women want to run their fingers through or feel fall around their faces as I ravish them. My hair is a defining characteristic of WHO. I. AM.” Eric was yelling an punctuated the last three words with the tip of his sword in Alan’s chest, just to make sure he had his attention.

WTF TB FANFIC

Eric journeys from the books into our universe to let one Mr. Ball know that he is less than amused with some of the changes he’s made, namely the disappearance of a certain physical trait…

Please note: This was meant to be a very silly story (as a few on here are), in case you couldn’t tell in this context (and the author definitely won many laughs from me, at least!).

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An example of why Twilight/SVM crossovers are generally not the best idea:

Bella pov

I have a power not many night walkers have one.

I can see the future change it, I can see the past, and I can stop time.

My other two gifts are that I can tell if you’re lying to me and teleport.

I have a friend named Erica she has a power to she can have a baby even thou vampire’s cant see can make vampire’s have one too I’m going to ask her for one.

I always wanted one but then I met Eric he was handsome and charming we fell in. love at once it wasn’t like Edward. Eric didn’t tell me what to do all the time or who I couldn’t hang out with.

We went out for two years then he asked me to me marry him and I said yes then he changed me in to a vampire and we started our forever together.

I love him and I want a family. So we decide the we would ask for a baby from Erica.

The baby would be born a vampire buy it would age just like. A human baby. The baby likely to have powers I hope so.

Right now me and Eric are in are silver 300 we are on our way to Erica’s .

For her to allow me to have a baby.

We knocked on the door Erica stepped out she is around 5’3 feet she has shoulder length blond hair she also has bangs. Her eyes are a deep forest green . She is truly beautiful. ‘Erica will you give us the power to have a baby’ I Eric asked her.

‘sure come in’ she said . I walked thru the door and, she put her hand on my stomach. And said I give you the power out of this stomach a baby shall be born.

We thanked her in and left to go make a baby.

The end

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suzitothefuture: chaneladdict: notjusttheblood: nwalmn: wtftbfanfic: “I know that!” Victor lamented. “But this one here,” he waved a hand at Eric “has so many admirers you can hardly fart in his club without some fangirl starting a thread on the Wiki to speculate about your ulterior motives.” WTF TB FANFIC Victor is obviously unhappy with Eric’s popularity Bahahah, i didn’t saw that one. This is WTFTBfanfic @notjusttheblood! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahhahahaaaa yessss I live in silent fear of something I wrote popping up on my dash like this. I’m sure you’ll be fine! Also, just to point out, this fic was supposed to be silly… Yes! We don’t exclusively post “WTF was this author thinking”-type excerpts but the funny ones as well- so don’t have a panic attack if you do in fact see one of your works here :) 

suzitothefuture:

chaneladdict:

notjusttheblood:

nwalmn:

wtftbfanfic:

“I know that!” Victor lamented.

“But this one here,” he waved a hand at Eric “has so many admirers you can hardly fart in his club without some fangirl starting a thread on the Wiki to speculate about your ulterior motives.”

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Victor is obviously unhappy with Eric’s popularity

Bahahah, i didn’t saw that one.

This is WTFTBfanfic @notjusttheblood!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahhahahaaaa yessss

I live in silent fear of something I wrote popping up on my dash like this.

I’m sure you’ll be fine!

Also, just to point out, this fic was supposed to be silly…

Yes! We don’t exclusively post “WTF was this author thinking”-type excerpts but the funny ones as well- so don’t have a panic attack if you do in fact see one of your works here :) 

(via shadesofpemberley)